Resumè

Getting that job is pretty tough. Employers are always looking for the best route to success. Be creative!  You never know wharf could happen. There was the one guy on buzzfeed news saying this other guy went disguised as a delivery guy and submitted his resume in the donut box! I gotta say that's pretty clever. So think for a bit...maybe crash a party and sneak that resume into the guys fridge hahaha...kidding.No need to get arrested tonight! Anyway, maybe do the undercover delivery guy/gal and you never know! Things might turn for the good.

Thanksgiving food where?!?

Before you pack your bags or grab the 12 pack, just remember to eat! Don't worry im kinda lazy to cook.. So I did some research on where to get free food!
Option 1: call friends or family
Option 2: local soup kitchen
Option 3: GET RELIGIOUS FOR 3 HOURS! And attend a church,  it can be Korean for all I know! (I personally like this option)
Lets be kids about this for a bit and kinda expect at least some food for yourself.

Doctors

Today I went to the doctors. For a check up. Just got me thinking dang...its good to be average. When I was younger I used to yearn to have some strange abnormal abilities like spider man Lol.. After the check up I walked to the pharmacy and bought myself candy Cuz im an adult with a inner kid!

Red solo cup fill me up!

Since I moved out I kinda expected to not have anything just start from scratch.. My parents came over today expecting a fancy dinner with china and silverware...JEEEEEZ I wonder what kinda life they had when they moved out because I most certainly do not do the dishes! Red solo cup life is pretty sweeeeet!!! Part of growing up is having to do the dishes but c'mon..is it really nessisarry?  Plus you could always recycle if ya worry! You also save a lot if you buy in bulk so no need for dish soap!

Relax

Not too long ago I installed tinder. I was trying to meet new people and all. One day this guy asked me out for dinner, 20 years old the guy is; Im 18. So we went out got dinner and we talked about ourselves same old same old. Then we got to a silence. I got pretty nervous so I said and i quote "the wall color looks like turkey gravy." yea.. So that happened! Im not gonna say Im an expert on dates nor am I barney stinson. Everyone gets nervous so try relaxing!  Luckily..the guy was pretty nervous too..or so he said. Either way that calmed me down and just laughed it off and carried on with dinner. Kudos to him! Afterwards we went and rode shopping carts in the wally world parking lot..HAVE FUN AND JUST BE YOURSELF. IF YOUR S.O CAN'T ACCEPT YOUR CHILDISH WAYS THEN TAKE HIS HAT AND NEVER GIVE IT BACK!😈.

Kidult post

Hi, Im JoJo, Yup... You feel incomplete? Unacceptable?  Or maybe you just can't adjust to what society expects us to do. I don't know you're exact story because c'mon..the mojo isn't as lively as it was when...lets say.. 10 years ago!  When climbing trees and fighting off space pirates was the absolute bomb! Lets be realistic here. Those sitcoms do have wild ideas...HINT HINT... I was watching "New Girl" on Netflix last month thinking about lifestyles and lifetime (Yea the shows on lifetime kinda scare me...) the cast on the show had realistic jobs they weren't no PhD fashion guide. Cece, she didn't graduate highschool.(spoiler.. I think) Jess is a teacher! They cast had their jobs and still went and did crazy drinking games and other stuff that Im pretty sure are illegal but that's the script.. You can have a job a degree but are you really satisfied with what you're doing? Were told to grow up. Why not kidult? Yes I got that off the cereal commercial but, hey that toy truck was asking for it!